Things non-techie people say that make you groan.

[ramesh]

Don't you just wish they would get a clue?

1. "Just go to WWW DOT COM and find it"

2. "I want an Internet, too!"

3. "Can't you just print it to the fax machine?"

* Other contributions welcome.

[death_knight]

1. how you get on googly.com.
2. whats the password to get on the internet [ like its one password that everybody uses ]
3, i want a website [ email address is what they really mean ].

[leoandru]

1. Do you have the internet installed on this computer?
2. How much does it cost to have the Internet installed?
3. I downloaded the Internet. How do I open it?
4. Tomorrow is a public holiday will the internet be on?

[Krems]

*one i've actually heard*

256mb graphics cards?!!
you mean they make those?!!

[pcchick]

Person 1: "so do you have an email address I can enter in the system?"
Person 2 "yes it's www.sweet_girl@yahoo.com the one with the dash."

[g2cris]

"My cup holder broke, how much for a new one?"
Refering to the CDROM tray.

[nigelt]

"How do you download the files to the CD?" (referring to burning)

[Liquid Bunny]

"How do you download the files to the CD?" (referring to burning)

DWL fi real dis one common

[chany86]

here's one my mom says: "stop call the internet pon mi phone line"

[Virus]

resolution - the way computers solve problems.
data type - a type of data. plzzzz