Best Break-Up Letter Ever!

[dman]

Beats jumping over a cliff

[Virus_NCU]

best breakup: come home with a new woman with her bags and stuff(to move in). and when she ask whats going on just tell her that her time had expired.

[Tamara]

this happened fo real the dude who did it was my uncle i told blade about it lol

It's OK Willy you don't have to cover up for me. I did it. It was me who sent all those dudes pictures to my Ex. I just wanted to see if I was wrong. Thanks guys, ya'll sure do know how to make me feel better about myself.

[Virus]

lol, never saw that one coming.....

[Virus_NCU]

LMFAO, daaaam the babes are hitting back haarrd. good hit bak Tam

[yahdmon]

Moooooooooooooove an guh weh.:lol:

A TV dem get it from -- it did deh pon on episode of the war comedy named MASH. But you might be to young to remember that show, we understand.

Nice try though.

Now that is funny.

[digitalchef]

LMAO, you all are soooo funny.

[SgtMac2]

best break up i ever saw:
dis yute and dis girl dealin, she live at this yute house.
him have one rule. she cant have sex at his house, but they can both have other partners as they wish. she fully love the yute but him hung up on some ex and take it out on every woman he meets, sometimes several in one day.

so she meets another Yute and strikes up a friendship.
after a few dates she brings the yute back to the mans house to have tings....
the man is supposed to have gone to Mobay...
while the third round a gwaan .. a car pulls up... guess who?
so the yute pulls up, reach in the room before anyone can move and spots two naked people in his ends... all the likkle outta port man have fi defend him is a condom...

anywayz!!!
the man is decent, quiet, calm, allows the woman to take the young dude home... she goes outta road go drop man home and linger and have fun, while the yute is like.. "shouldn't you go home and chill that nigga out??"

eventually, she returns to the ends to find a note attached to the front door.
the note reads
Dear *****
your welcome at my home and offices ends today, please make arrangement for alternate acomodations immediately. you will find you belongings packed and waiting in the guest room.
sincerely yours
**** ********* esq
ps.. .did i mention the note was attached to the door by a butcher knife?
hard... classy and cute with an element of i wanna kill this gyal.
i loved it

[JUGGERNAUT]

That is the best most put together not I have ever read, still laughing

lol, lmao

[nickhu]

yow that deh tuff! If that ever happ'n to me me woulda do they same ting