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    A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:

    Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky

    The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope .... along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f@*k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. Take Care, Ricky

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    LOL,serves her right,,now that is a man that knows how to keep a cool head

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    now thats some funny sh*t.....i wonder what was the look on her face when she saw all those pics ???
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    She probably was more upset that he cheated her than the fact that he forgot her....makes sense? I'm gonna get a bashing form the ladies for this
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    dat is so freakin cool.
    i in no way forsaw that response.
    thats some funny stuff
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    this happened fo real the dude who did it was my uncle i told blade about it lol
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    LMAO dat funny, well funny, as WilBro said, thats how to keep a cool head
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    *Bap Bap* This is something I would do.
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    Wow serves her right !!!!
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    mek my girl ever try that same breakup s*@t with me, same treatment mi woulda give har,,, or would I ?

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