Things non-techie people say that make you groan.

[deakie]

awww c'mon...some of these are really valid......

"I want an Internet, too!"
"Can't you just print it to the fax machine?"

yep just build one...and yes you can by sending the data to the fax.....it will print it.....

whats the password to get on the internet [ like its one password that everybody uses ]

got to 'run' and type in the password 'iexplore'....that will get you on the net....

1. Do you have the internet installed on this computer?
2. How much does it cost to have the Internet installed?
3. I downloaded the Internet. How do I open it?
4. Tomorrow is a public holiday will the internet be on?

yes......how much you got?........where did you save it?....double click on every ting you saved until the internet opens itself.....no it wont be on because you will be down at the beach eating roast chicken......

256mb graphics cards?!!
you mean they make those?!!

yes...i have one......

"My cup holder broke, how much for a new one?"
Refering to the CDROM tray.

they dont make them anymore.....you have to buy the whole cup tray thingy.....about 20 dollars for a cheap one....did you know they can play music when your cup isnt in it?

"How do you download the files to the CD?" (referring to burning)

by selecting your cd drive in the file manager and dragging the files to it....if you are using win2000 and above.....

so they are perfectly reasonable questions in my opinion...and make perfect sense.....

[RUMI]

they are reasonable to u! but they dont really know what they saying! like someone came to my house and asked? is that the internet on the top of your computer! i said no its a camera dahhhhhh ........like a next one came and asked me to get some music for him so i started downloading them,he was sitting right infront the pc and asked? are u only going to get them off ur computer? u not going to the net <<<(person looking at screen percentage bars moving to show downloads hmmm? i'm on the net! cant u see the big downloading on the screen or probably they thought the net was defferent from the computer

[Master E]

"Mi jus sen di virus to mi printer, it much cheaper"

[Master E]

"Put da cd pan da floppy fi mi nuh Du mi a beg yuh"

[Liquid Bunny]

"Mi jus sen di virus to mi printer, it much cheaper"

DWL u too lie man who da dickens woulda really seh dat

[Liquid Bunny]

Hey does n e body here have office? i need the disc so i can download it to my computer
lol

[Elzeus]

1. I dont want a computer, I want a laptop
2. so is it really "wwwdothotmaildotcome"

[megiddo]

please download the pictures from the camera to the computer

[Noivaj]

one day ma uncle comes into ma room FURIOUS!!!

you really sidown listening music di whole day an have it a run up di phone bill!!!!!

is wah wrong wid u!!!

lol lol

[Master E]

DWL u too lie man who da dickens woulda really seh dat

They are people who want to be a techie. So the Talk a lot a bull **** to get noticed