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    Talking Joke!....Jesus and Satan

    Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
    on the
    computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired
    of
    hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have
    had
    enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and
    from
    those results, I will judge who does the better job."

    So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
    They mouse.
    They faxed.
    They e-mailed.
    They e-mailed with attachments.
    They downloaded.
    They wrote reports.
    They created labels and cards.
    They created charts and graphs.
    They did some genealogy reports.
    They did every job known to man.

    Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
    Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
    across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
    went
    off.
    Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in
    the
    underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on,
    and
    each of them restarted their computers.

    Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all
    GONE!
    I lost everything when the power went out!"

    Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the
    past
    two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he
    screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work
    and I
    don't have any?"

    God just shrugged and said..... "Jesus saves."

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    Default Re: Joke!....Jesus and Satan

    hey when I was in high school my IT teacher comes in the exam (CXC) room and keep saying kids remember Jesus saves 5 minutes later light gone nuff people start bawl me a laugh

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    Default Re: Joke!....Jesus and Satan

    LOL. Good one dude.
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    Default Re: Joke!....Jesus and Satan

    heard it alread but still, lol
    And nothin's ever promised tomorrow, today
    And nothin lasts forever, but be honest, babe
    It hurts, but it may be the only way.
    Console Pesant on me PS4

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