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    Smile Joke! - Need Some Time Off

    I decided that I needed a few days off and I realized that I had run out of
    vacation time already. I figured the best way to get the boss to send me
    home was to act a little crazy so he'd think I was burning out and give me
    some time off.
    I went into work early the other day and began hanging upside down from
    the ceiling.
    Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde...it'll be important later)
    came in and asked me what I was doing.
    "Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off.
    I'm a light bulb."
    A second later the boss walked by and asked me what I was doing.
    "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed.
    "You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off."
    With that, I jumped down and started walking out. The blonde started
    following me and the boss asked where she was going.


    "I can't work in the dark," she said.

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    lol, funny, very funny, stupid blonde
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    Default Re: Joke! - Need Some Time Off

    And they say blondes are dumb.
    That was a good one. Needed that cause my stress formula ain't working.
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    damn acidblade i had no idea you worked with a blonde
    i would've prbly' fire u
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    Default Re: Joke! - Need Some Time Off

    lol, thats funny.

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    Default Re: Joke! - Need Some Time Off

    Quote Originally Posted by willy
    damn acidblade i had no idea you worked with a blonde
    i would've prbly' fire u

    yea she follows me home everyday too because i light up her life

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    Default Re: Joke! - Need Some Time Off

    Quote Originally Posted by acidblade
    "I can't work in the dark," she said.


    Quote Originally Posted by acidblade
    yea she follows me home everyday too because i light up her life

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    Quote Originally Posted by acidblade
    yea she follows me home everyday too because i light up her life
    Ha ha. you're good!!

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    Nice joke. Not all blondes are stupid, check out my MAth class...I have plenty in there.

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    Default Re: Joke! - Need Some Time Off

    thas a funny one
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