Tech Humor

[grim386]

DEFENSELESS!!! You never have to troubleshoot a computer yet? You never see it peering back at you as you rip your hair out trying to find why it keep doing the crap that it doing? Hehe.

especially when the pc belong to a person that should have a licence to use one

[khat17]

Yeh. All when them rabbits with rabies come jumping out to attack you. I remember having to suit up and get dust mask and air compressor AND vacuum to sort out one. Then have to use brushes and wet cloth after. I tell U man.......

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[Skele Drew]

Yeh. All when them rabbits with rabies come jumping out to attack you. I remember having to suit up and get dust mask and air compressor AND vacuum to sort out one. Then have to use brushes and wet cloth after. I tell U man.......

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I don't get it.
What are we looking at here? A fan looks brand spanking new after a proper cleaning?
Explanation anyone?

[khat17]

We're saying these machines are not defenseless. They will attack you with whatever they have. Be it dirt or other muck in the system. Physical or software. Anyways........

[grim386]

I don't get it.
What are we looking at here? A fan looks brand spanking new after a proper cleaning?
Explanation anyone?

tha dust son, tha dust.... it clog up tha works until it got clean....
if you have any experience wid customers machine you would get what he's saying.

[grim386]

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:
submitted by Liz Kroll

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

[Skele Drew]

tha dust son, tha dust.... it clog up tha works until it got clean....
if you have any experience wid customers machine you would get what he's saying.

OK... Still don't really get the joke . But then I'm a software techie...

[techdude]

5 Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk:
submitted by Liz Kroll

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?" And the NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

Agreed! Number one is most effective.. But think of saying that to ur jewish bos...

[danthony]

Agreed! Number one is most effective.. But think of saying that to ur jewish bos...

if is midday, then you............. hmmmm, wait a sec, jews dont beleive in Jesus right?!

[skytechja]

Agreed! Number one is most effective.. But think of saying that to ur jewish bos...

yo dem reason deh hard still,,,,
mi deh ya laugh out inna di office

bout the jewish boss now.....
him have fi him thing n u jus have to mek him know seh a ur thing u a deal wid