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    Quote Originally Posted by khat17 View Post
    @ Skele Drew - The problem is WINDOWS. I wish it had said "the problem is VISTA" hehe...

    @ WIZZX - Some people just see "your machine is infected, click here to clean" and use that. So ya, she's lost her USD$50.00 - and they've just scammed her.
    yeah i know... n it's sad that people still aren't educated yet about these types of attacks.......... but that wouldn easily catch a jamaican cuz u know jamaicans dont like paying.... is always free ness lol...
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    Man Shoots Girlfriend’s Computer After Installing Windows Vista.........

    After installing Windows Vista on the girlfriend’s 2 year old computer Jackson was trying to get some of her older programs to work with the new operating system. “He couldn’t get anything to work like it was supposed to”, said girlfriend Wanda White. “He just kept screaming at it and smacking the side of the computer”.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grim386 View Post
    Man Shoots Girlfriend’s Computer After Installing Windows Vista.........



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    Oh my.......imagine the poor man's frustration but then again that's what vista is, heartache and pain...................LOL

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    getz mine the fast way, ski-mask way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by grim386 View Post
    Man Shoots Girlfriend’s Computer After Installing Windows Vista.........



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    ROFLMAO . Man that one really takes the cake. Now that was EXTREME! Luckily he wasn't close to any of M$'s offices or he might have torched the place...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bl@ze View Post
    I can see it now..........the man hit START. *airplane falls from sky* "Auto Configuration Complete" - then the pilots get control again. LOL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by khat17 View Post
    I can see it now..........the man hit START. *airplane falls from sky* "Auto Configuration Complete" - then the pilots get control again. LOL.
    Providing theres no errors or BSOD
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    Quote Originally Posted by khat17 View Post
    I can see it now..........the man hit START. *airplane falls from sky* "Auto Configuration Complete" - then the pilots get control again. LOL.
    Heh. I see a bluetooth card. Maybe he'll be able to control the plane with the notebook...

    Or maybe its about the "Auto-configure" that actually gives the option to Start or Cancel. Not the usual case with m$ stuff.

    We'll never know the exact meaning will we? Its still funny though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by grim386 View Post
    Man Shoots Girlfriend’s Computer After Installing Windows Vista.........



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    as a cop you're supposed to have some semblance of patience. him shooting a defenseless computer
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    DEFENSELESS!!! You never have to troubleshoot a computer yet? You never see it peering back at you as you rip your hair out trying to find why it keep doing the crap that it doing? Hehe.
    We never know too much that we can't learn. Unfortunately most Jamaicans are about "hurry come up" and swatting than actually learning....

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