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    IT'S YOUR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO REMAIN STUPID
    You take the blue pill the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember, all I'm offering is the truth nothing more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theseeker View Post

    lol..still not buying it.

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    this thread is dead????? wow

    Back to square one....., back off the ground now........

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    Pezz posted this in he Macbook Pro thread, should be posted here as well...https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KHZ8ek-6ccc
    Last edited by Tizen; Apr 5, 2015 at 08:31 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by danthony View Post
    this thread is dead????? wow

    That was pretty neat.
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    For every computer problem there is an upgrade with equal and opposite problems.

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    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

    and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,

    and the address of the memory makes your SD card abort,

    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.



    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

    and the double-clicking icon puts your spreadsheet in the trash,

    and your data is corrupted 'cause the index didn't hash,

    then your restore point is hopeless and your tablet's gonna crash!



    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

    but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,

    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

    and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

    so your icons in the task bar are as wavy as a souse,

    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,

    'cause the IT diagnosis says your browser's gonna hang!



    When the copy of your floppy gets so sloppy on the disk,

    that the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,

    then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.

    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom...

    ...adapt... if Dr. Seuss did technical writing..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrass View Post
    If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,

    and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,

    and the address of the memory makes your SD card abort,

    then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.



    If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,

    and the double-clicking icon puts your spreadsheet in the trash,

    and your data is corrupted 'cause the index didn't hash,

    then your restore point is hopeless and your tablet's gonna crash!



    If the label on the cable on the table at your house,

    says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,

    but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,

    that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,

    and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,

    so your icons in the task bar are as wavy as a souse,

    then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,

    'cause the IT diagnosis says your browser's gonna hang!



    When the copy of your floppy gets so sloppy on the disk,

    that the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,

    then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.

    Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom...

    ...adapt... if Dr. Seuss did technical writing..
    Good stuff. I like. And it all makes sense!
    Knowing the solution doesn't mean knowing the method. Yet answering correctly and regurgitation are considered "learning" and "knowledge".

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