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    I think this is pretty funny.


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    Default Which Type of Woman Is Yours? heehee

    Which Type of Woman Is Yours?

    HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.

    RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

    WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

    EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

    SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

    INTERNET woman: Difficult to access.

    SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.

    MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

    CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

    E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

    VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife" when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

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    Programmers Replies

    You *know* you're in trouble when they say #19.

    Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs do not work

    20. "That's weird..."
    19. "It's never done that before."
    18. "It worked yesterday."
    17. "How is that possible?"
    16. "It must be a hardware problem."
    15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
    14. "There is something wrong in your data."
    13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"
    12. "You must have the wrong version."
    11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
    10. "I can't test everything!"
    9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
    8. "It works, but I havn't been tested."
    7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
    6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
    5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it work?
    4. "You can't use that version on your system."
    3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"
    2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

    And the Number One Reply by Programmers when their programs don't work:

    1. "It works on my machine."

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    ha ha ha ha.......dat mad
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    HAHA! Pretty interesting tech humour we got here!

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    Blue Screen of Death Screen Saver v3.2

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    One of the most feared colors in the NT world is blue. The infamous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD) will pop up on an NT system whenever something has gone terribly wrong. Bluescreen is a screen saver that not only authentically mimics a BSOD, but will simulate startup screens seen during a system boot.

    • On NT 4.0 installations it simulates chkdsk of disk drives with errors!
    • On Win2K and Windows 9x it presents the Win2K startup splash screen, complete with rotating progress band and progress control updates!
    • On Windows XP and Windows Server 2003 it present the XP/Server 2003 startup splash screen with progress bar!


    Bluescreen cycles between different Blue Screens and simulated boots every 15 seconds or so. Virtually all the information shown on Bluescreen's BSOD and system start screen is obtained from your system configuration - its accuracy will fool even advanced NT developers. For example, the NT build number, processor revision, loaded drivers and addresses, disk drive characteristics, and memory size are all taken from the system Bluescreen is running on. Use Bluescreen to amaze your friends and scare your enemies! Bluescreen runs on Windows NT 4.0, Windows 2000, Windows XP, Windows Server 2003 and Windows 9x (it requires DirectX).

    Note: before you can run Bluescreen on Windows 9x, you must copy \winnt\system32\ntoskrnl.exe from a Windows 2000 system to your \Windows directory.Simply copy Sysinternals BLUESCRN.SCR to your \system32 directory if on Windows NT/2K, or \Windows\System directory if on Windows 9x. Right click on the desktop to bring up the Display settings dialog and then select the "Screen Saver" tab. Use the pull down list to find "Sysinternals Bluescreen" and apply it as your new screen saver. Select the "Settings" button to enable fake disk activity, which adds an extra touch of realism!


    Download:
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    http://download.sysinternals.com/Files/BlueScreen.zip

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    Last edited by Bl@ze; Nov 9, 2006 at 09:17 PM.
    getz mine the fast way, ski-mask way...
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    Quote Originally Posted by spydawebsite View Post
    I think this is pretty funny.

    u know the one where the same old woman say to the old guy,
    "put ur clothes back on u old deaf fool, the techsupport guy says insert floopy diSk"
    getz mine the fast way, ski-mask way...
    christopher wallace r.i.p.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bl@ze View Post
    u know the one where the same old woman say to the old guy,
    Good one yow!
    STILL cooler than a Polar Bear's Toe nail

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    Quote Originally Posted by spydawebsite View Post
    Good one yow!
    i have the pic same old couple. but i cant post it , old geezer is really nAked
    Last edited by Bl@ze; Nov 9, 2006 at 10:38 PM.
    getz mine the fast way, ski-mask way...
    christopher wallace r.i.p.

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    lol..that was humor
    For every computer problem there is an upgrade with equal and opposite problems.

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