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    At the launch of Windows 2000, M$ CEO Steve Ballsmer & some other guy gave us a glimpse of what was to come...the future was bright


    And here's a vid of Bill Gates Presenting the functionalities of Windows 98 in BSOD...to heavy cheering from the crowd.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgriTO8UHvs
    "Oh that's...that might be uh...that's why we haven't shipped windows 98 yet" - Bill Gates
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    lol. uhh I don't think neither of those guys is Ballmer. But I think the guy on the right was photoshoped in.
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    this one at youtube wasnt so bad........

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4
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    Quote Originally Posted by danthony View Post
    this one at youtube wasnt so bad........

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_fPV13lKm4
    loooooooool Yeh man dat maaad! and the animation was good a wonda how dem build it.
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    Ah Windows Vista, I love you so...
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    Samsung Electronics
    Caller:'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'
    Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'
    Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'
    Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'

    Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'
    Customer: 'OK.'
    Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'
    Customer: 'No.'
    Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'
    Customer: 'No.'
    Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'
    Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'
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    This is one from a forum that was developing an interface to a (cable) set top box. They want to link it to a PC running Windows or Linux. One poster was reluctant to offer his software development skills - he put it this way:

    Most interesting...anyone feel like taking this one on?

    Damn, I wish I knew what I was doing with coding...unfortunately, the only time I tried code developing, my "Hello World!" application ended up saying "Goodbye *****hole!" From there, I realized my skills must lie somewhere else!

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    Well, which is it ?
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    lol if this was ever true

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