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    Default This one really works. i tried it twice with real ages!!

    i dont know how they did it, but see if it works for you too...... NO CHEATING!!

    1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat. (more than once but less than 10)

    2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

    3. Add 5

    4. Multiply it by 50

    5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...

    If you haven't, add 1757.

    6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
    You should have a three digit number.


    The first digit of this was your original number. (I.e., How many times you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)


    The next two numbers are

    YOUR AGE ! ------ (Oh YES, it is!)


    THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK,
    SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS !a
    Back to square one....., back off the ground now........

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    (((x * 2) + 5) * 50) + 1758 - <year>
    100x + 250 + 1758 - <year>
    100x + 2008 - <year>
    100x + age


    Next year change 1758 to 1759.......
    3.14159265358979323846264338327950288
    4197169399375105820974944592307816406
    28620899862803482534211706798 pi 101

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    the cake i think we all would want

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    this is a real story...i happen to me.. one day i client call me saying his computer crashed and he suspected that is processor was bad (he knew some tech stuff because he can do a clean install of his os among other stuff) so i told him to check it out and call me back, about a hour later he call me a cussing a lot of bad words saying i sell me a rip off processor because him take it out and ALL OF THE PIN BREAK OFF AND WAS ON THE MOTHERBOARD. he is such a fool because i sold him a pin less P4 dual core processor. ha ha ha ha ha it real funny.
    "Dont argue with idiots, they will bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience"
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    Quote Originally Posted by frass2000 View Post
    the cake i think we all would want
    niiice looks very tasty im hungry

    In the beginning, God created the bit. And the bit was a zero; nothing.

    On the first day, He toggled the 0 to 1, and the Universe was. (In those days, bootstrap loaders were simple, and "active low" signals didn't yet exist.)

    On the second day, God's boss wanted a demo, and tried to read the bit. This being volatile memory, the bit reverted to a 0. And the universe wasn't. God learned the importance of backups and memory refresh, and spent the rest of the day ( and his first all-nighter ) reconstructing the universe.

    On the third day, the bit cried "Oh, Lord! If you exist, give me a sign!" And God created rev 2.0 of the bit, even better than the original prototype. Those in Universe Marketing immediately realized the the "new and improved" wouldn't do justice to such a grand and glorious creation. And so it was dubbed the Most Significant Bit, or the Sign bit. Many bits followed, but only one was so honored.

    On the fourth day, God created a simple ALU with 'add' and 'logical shift' instructions. And the original bit discovered that by performing a single shift instruction, it could become the Most Significant Bit. And God realized the importance of computer security.

    On the fifth day, God created the first mid-life kicker, rev 2.0 of the ALU, with wonderful features, and said "Screw that add and shift stuff. Go forth and multiply." And God saw that it was good.

    On the sixth day, God got a bit overconfident, and invented pipelines, register hazards, optimizing compilers, crosstalk, restartable instructions, microinterrupts, race conditions, and propagation delays. Historians have used this to convincingly argue that the sixth day must have been a Monday.

    On the seventh day, an engineering change introduced UNIX into the Universe, and it hasn't worked right since.
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    NZXT S340*Asus Prime B350 Plus*AMD Ryzen 5 1600*Cooler Master Masterliquid 240 AIO*8GB Patriot Viper 3000MHZ DDR4*SanDisk 120GB SSD*Corsair CX 650 80+Bronze PSU*Windows 10 Pro 64bit*Acer R Series 21.5" IPS 1080p 4ms Monitor

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    NZXT S340*Asus Prime B350 Plus*AMD Ryzen 5 1600*Cooler Master Masterliquid 240 AIO*8GB Patriot Viper 3000MHZ DDR4*SanDisk 120GB SSD*Corsair CX 650 80+Bronze PSU*Windows 10 Pro 64bit*Acer R Series 21.5" IPS 1080p 4ms Monitor

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    aye me bwoy,

    that maaaaaaaadddddd!
    The fox was probably right - they could have been sour grapes.

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    A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said...you got male
    professional level laptop desktop repairs

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    A middle age writer purchase a computer from a company, so after 3 months they decided to give her a call to find out if the computer is working smoothly:

    Seller: Ma'am is the computer working alright

    Buyer: Yes it is! pretty good...however the only problem I have is that THE TEA CUP HOLDER HAVE BROKEN OFF! (She was refering to the CD DRIVE TRAY)

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