Truths We Won't Admit (comical)

[matronyx]

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.

2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

9. Kissing your pet is not cute.

10. Rap music is here to stay.

[matronyx]

10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW BUT LATIN PEOPLE DON'T ADMIT:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

4. Hickey's are unattractive.

5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.

7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your BUTT whooped (or theirs).

[matronyx]

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything

MatrOnyx you are definitely on to something there.
Good post!!
I enjoyed it.

[MiTcHiE]

[quote author=MatrOnyx link=board=29;threadid=2368;start=0#msg22784 date=1069191327]
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything
[/quote]

I think u hit the spot with all of these

[Skillachi]

[quote author=MatrOnyx link=board=29;threadid=2368;start=0#msg22784 date=1069191327]
10 TRUTHS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything
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Arite, lemme say something here (although this may be proving the point).
Tupac aint dead, becuz A) nobody still dont know where him bury or nothing yet, dem neva show him body wen dem showing the funeral, b) how u fi release more album dead than wen you were alive. and C) MI swear seh mi see him a mobay already.
I agree with everything else there though (need to throw away the crown royal bags : )

[MiTcHiE]

You have got to be kidding. wasnt tupac cremated dude?? hence y he has no burial spot.
And tupac did think he was going to die soon, and suge had him in the studio recording like crazy. If u listened to his cds that have come out since his death u will notice that they are weak and have no reference to any nowadays terminologies.