Joke!!
During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students
"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady.
How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
"Just a minute, I have to go p***."
"That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you
say it?"
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after supper."
Last edited by MiTcHiE; May 25, 2005 at 06:25 AM.
"Babylon Ah Listen From Oh so Far"