Joke!!

[acidblade]

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady.
How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"Just a minute, I have to go p***."

"That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you
say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after supper."

[Master E]

A weh yuh get dis it tough

[JUGGERNAUT]

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after supper."

Sounds like something I would say...

[acidblade]

A man's house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes matters into his own hands.

He runs out of the house with his son and tells him to wait outside.
Then he runs back in and gets is daughter and brings her outside.
Then his wife. Then the dog. Then the cat.

Then he goes back in "3 more times" without bringing out anybody or anything.

So a bystander is curious and asks him, "Why do you keep going back into your burning house and not coming out with anything?"

The man replies, "I'm turning over my mother in law."

[JUGGERNAUT]

LOL, as funny as this one is, this is cruel...some mother in laws are nice...

[JUGGERNAUT]

Hre is One I got this morning...

Sex Shoes

A married couple was on vacation in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods when they passed this small sandal shop.
From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You! Foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop."
So the married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?"
The Jamaican replied, "Just try them on."
Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!
In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming; "YOU GOT THEM ON THE WRONG FEET

Silly While boy...

[buffy]

During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners asks the students

"Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady.
How would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

"Just a minute, I have to go p***."

"That would be rude and impolite!!! What about you John, how would you
say it?"

"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right
back."

"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at
the table. And you Peter, are you able to use your intelligence for once
and show us your good manners?"

"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to
shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to
meet after supper."

lol well di teacher caa seh him nuh have sense