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    Default Worst online customer service in internet history Epic Story!

    Paul Christoforo the head of Ocean Marketing, a PR firm that has Avenger Controller as one of its clients, might be one of the dumbest heads of a marketing firm in the US. In fact, he might be one of the dumbest heads of marketing firm the rest of the Internet has seen as well.
    Source: http://penny-arcade.com/resources/just-wow1.html

    I got an incredible email today from a Penny Arcade reader. Dave shared with me an email chain between him and Ocean Marketing (the folks behind the Avenger controller) Trust me when I tell you that this is one wild ride. I’m serious, Mr. Toad would look at this ride and just give a slow clap while shaking his head. I have tried to arrange this as best I can in chronological order. I’ve also removed email addresses and other private information. So let’s just jump right in, here is Dave’s first mail to Ocean Marketing:

    From: Dave
    To: Ocean Marketing
    Dec 16, 2011, at 1:34 PM


    I ordered 2 of the upcoming PS3 controllers (invoice xxxxxxxxx—Nov 3, 2011). Any chance of getting an update of when these items will ship? I’m not really happy about being forced to pay upfront then have the advertised date of “Early December” be completely missed without any sort of update on availability. I really need one of them for a X-mas present as well. Anyways, looking forward to finally using one of these bad boys. Thanks and happy holidays.

    -Dave

    From: Ocean Marketing
    To: Dave
    Dec 16, 2011 2:45 PM


    Dec 17

    - Paul Christoforo

    From: Dave
    To: Ocean Marketing
    Dec 19, 2011, at 11:02 AM


    Thanks for the reply Paul. Can you clarify whether my particular order already sent or if Dec 17 was the first day shipments went out? I have not received any sort of shipping confirmation email or tracking information.

    From: Ocean Marketing
    To: Dave
    Dec 19, 2011 11:21 AM


    They still haven’t shipped yet on the way here from china

    From: Dave
    To: Ocean Marketing
    Dec 20, 2011 4:29 PM


    So then delivery to customer doors by December 24th is no longer likely correct? Do you have an estimated date of when units will arrive in California? Thanks.

    From: Ocean Marketing
    To: Dave
    Dec 20, 2011 5:11 PM


    They are in the USA now in customs so its wither before or after Christmas.

    From: Dave
    To: Ocean Marketing
    Dec 26, 2011, at 9:47 AM


    I noticed the updated info on the webpage, and I don’t understand why there is absolutely no benefit given to those like me who have already ordered, and paid their money. You’ve had my money interest free for nearly two months, yet now ANY new order will get $10 off….meaning I should just cancel my order for 2 controllers, get my money back, then re-order.

    My other questions is regarding item compatibility. Ocean Marketing seems to be involved with the Xtendplay controller holder, so I was wondering if the Avenger N-Controller can be used in conjunction with the Xtendplay (for both Xbox and PS3)? Thanks

    From: Ocean Marketing
    To: Dave
    Dec 26, 2011 10:14 AM


    Yes it can be used with xtend play if you remove the stand and no one is allowed to cancel and re order if we catch anyone doing it we will simply just cancel your order all together and you can buy it retail somewhere else.

    Things happen in manufacturing if your unhappy you have 7 days from the day your item ships for a refund. You placed a pre order just like any software title the gets a date moved due to the tweaks and bugs not being worked out and GameStop or any other place holds your cash and im sure you don’t complain to activision or epic games so put on your big boy hat and wait it out like everyone else. The benefit is a token of our appreaciation for everyone no one is special including you or any first time buyer . Feel free to cancel we need the units were back ordered 11,000 units so your 2 will be gone fast. Maybe I’ll put them on eBay for 150.00 myself. Have a good day Dan.

    At this point Dave is (I think) understandably frustrated. His next email is sent to me as well as Kotaku and a few other news sites.

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    WOW. You cannot even call that customer service.
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    EPIC PHAIL!!!!

    I would love to be that person - my lawyer would have a field day with that, and the company would be giving me free stuff for a very very long time.
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    Omg lol my company would slap him with a lawsuit so fast he'd have paper burns. The man is nuts.
    http://kotaku.com/5871400/cut-paul-o...-has-roid-rage
    He got fired already lol
    @oceanstretagy First rule of customer service, respect for the customer. Second rule, don't take it personal. *
    Don't take it personal? he harassed me. I was nice and polite and professional. But there is a point where enough is enough.
    And the most epic comment ever
    http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/8934/lolvmf.jpg
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    I swear this story just gets better and better.
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    That dude is just unbelievable...
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