Joke Of The Day!

[acidblade]

After having their 11th child, an Arkansas couple decided that
was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he
and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home,
get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then
hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The man said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in
the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a firecracker and put it in a beer
can.

He held the can up to his ear and began to count:

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"

at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs,
and resumed counting on his other hand.

[Billerg]

ouch... Why did somebody not lend him some fingers? Kids dont try this at home

[blindz]

lmao, lol, dat well funny. I was wondering y the doc told him to do that, now I know y fi him ID10T error can't be debugged. as for having ne more children, I guess he doesn't have to worry about that now, lol

[MadHacker]

can bet seh a one Jamaican doctor
damn lazy

[Bobby]

hey here is 1 from yard mon.
After the easter holidays a teacher asked her students how they spent the holidays. She asked them not to write an essay but to go to the front of the class to speak. After a few children went up 1 boy who had not gone up yet had his nose running & was crying. Now all the attention was turned to him. So the teacher asked him how was his holiday he said "JESUS came to my house last night"
By now U know all eyes & ears were on him. So the teacher asked him how did he know that JESUS was at his house?
He stood up went to the front of his class wiped his nose an said "well last night before mi go to sleep when Mummy & Daddy ina the adder room mi frighten when mi hear Mummy seh ""JESUS Christ yuh come aready""

[little warchief]

hahahaha yeah yeah that was funny lol

[Electrotechnic]

hey here is 1 from yard mon.
After the easter holidays a teacher asked her students how they spent the holidays. She asked them not to write an essay but to go to the front of the class to speak. After a few children went up 1 boy who had not gone up yet had his nose running & was crying. Now all the attention was turned to him. So the teacher asked him how was his holiday he said "JESUS came to my house last night"
By now U know all eyes & ears were on him. So the teacher asked him how did he know that JESUS was at his house?
He stood up went to the front of his class wiped his nose an said "well last night before mi go to sleep when Mummy & Daddy ina the adder room mi frighten when mi hear Mummy seh ""JESUS Christ yuh come aready""

LOL...that was funny.....
kinda lost with the first one

[Kirby]

the guy put the bottlewith the fire crackers between his legs so he could continue counting therefore.....

[Electrotechnic]

But why did he put the......ooooooh.....he's stupid so when he got to 5.....he needed the other fingers to continue.....lol.....good one......i get it now!