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    Default Kids Say The Darndest Things

    An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.

    Be still, my heart, thought my friend, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke into the instrument:

    "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"


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    My nephew opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

    Suddenly, something drop out the Bible, he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

    "Mommy, look what me find!" Damian bawl out.

    "What yuh find baby?" his mother asked.

    With childlike Amazement in his voice, Damian answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

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    Default Re: Kids Say The Darndest Things

    I know this is kinda different, but, the do the most unexpecting things too, my aunt caught her 3 year old daughter putting on a stayfree pad the other dayn and she says it was in the correst position and all...

    carefull what you let kids see

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