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Nestersan
June 7, 2006, 11:45 AM
If you want to craft an error-free message that reflects your professionalism, be on the lookout for these common grammatical slip-ups

That's not the case with written communications. When we commit a grammatical crime in emails, discussion posts, reports, memos, and other professional documents, there's no going back. We've just officially gone on record as being careless or clueless. And here's the worst thing. It's not necessary to be an editor or a language whiz or a spelling bee triathlete to spot such mistakes. They have a way of doing a little wiggle dance on the screen and then reaching out to grab the reader by the throat.

So here we are in the era of Word's red-underline "wrong spelling, dumb ***" feature and Outlook's Always Check Spelling Before Sending option, and still the mistakes proliferate. Catching typos is easy (although not everyone does it). It's the other stuff — correctly spelled but incorrectly wielded — that sneaks through and makes us look stupid. Here's a quick review of some of the big ones.

#1: Loose for lose
No: I always loose the product key.

Yes: I always lose the product key.

#2: It's for its (or god forbid, its')
No: Download the HTA, along with it's readme file.

Yes: Download the HTA, along with its readme file.

No: The laptop is overheating and its making that funny noise again.

Yes: The laptop is overheating and it's making that funny noise again.

#3: They're for their for there
No: The managers are in they're weekly planning meeting.

Yes: The managers are in their weekly planning meeting.

No: The techs have to check there cell phones at the door, and their not happy about it.

Yes: The techs have to check their cell phones at the door, and they're not happy about it.

#4: i.e. for e.g.
No: Use an anti-spyware program (i.e., Ad-Aware).

Yes: Use an anti-spyware program (e.g., Ad-Aware).

Note: The term i.e. means "that is"; e.g. means "for example". And a comma follows both of them.

#5: Effect for affect
No: The outage shouldn't effect any users during work hours.

Yes: The outage shouldn't affect any users during work hours.

Yes: The outage shouldn't have any effect on users.

Yes: We will effect several changes during the downtime.

Note: Impact is not a verb. Purists, at least, beg you to use affect instead:

No: The outage shouldn't impact any users during work hours.

Yes: The outage shouldn't affect any users during work hours.

Yes: The outage should have no impact on users during work hours.

#6: You're for your
No: Remember to defrag you're machine on a regular basis.

Yes: Remember to defrag your machine on a regular basis.

No: Your right about the changes.

Yes: You're right about the changes.

#7: Different than for different from
No: This setup is different than the one at the main office.

Yes: This setup is different from the one at the main office.

Yes: This setup is better than the one at the main office.

#8 Lay for lie
No: I got dizzy and had to lay down.

Yes: I got dizzy and had to lie down.

Yes: Just lay those books over there.

#9: Then for than
No: The accounting department had more problems then we did.

Yes: The accounting department had more problems than we did.

Note: Here's a sub-peeve. When a sentence construction begins with If, you don't need a then. Then is implicit, so it's superfluous and wordy:

No: If you can't get Windows to boot, then you'll need to call Ted.

Yes: If you can't get Windows to boot, you'll need to call Ted.

#10: Could of, would of for could have, would have
No: I could of installed that app by mistake.

Yes: I could have installed that app by mistake.

No: I would of sent you a meeting notice, but you were out of town.

Yes: I would have sent you a meeting notice, but you were out of town.
---- http://insight.zdnet.co.uk/0,39020415,39273376,00.htm

digitalchef
June 7, 2006, 12:21 PM
thank you. :eusa_clap

and the members also need to remember that not everyone on this site is jamaican and able to read and understand patois.

Virus
June 7, 2006, 02:11 PM
The managers are in they're weekly planning meeting.

Remember to defrag you're machine on a regular basis.

I could ofdwl dwl dwl lol lol, those are sorta mild though.. i've seen worse

juiceheadband
June 7, 2006, 07:59 PM
yea the its and it's always catch a lot of ppl. please remember (if u still don't see how they differ) that its shows ownership and it's is a contraction of it is.

i don't really watch the grammer (:eusa_whis ) on forums too tuff tho, cuz its really a very informal thing... great post.

jamaicandiva
June 8, 2006, 12:05 AM
I think the members of this site should take the above examples into consideration as these silly mistakes determine your professionalism...I totally agree. But on the other hand, some people prefer to remain informal with certain posting....just their way of expressing themselves............... good post though nestersan ;)

BlackCryptoKnight
June 8, 2006, 12:44 AM
:eusa_clap

Nestersan driving the N00b bus. :icon_mrgr

rotty
June 9, 2006, 02:08 AM
it can be really irritating wen ppl write like that

Nataliz
June 9, 2006, 09:59 AM
not everyone on this site is jamaican and able to read and understand patois.

I am Jamaican and I have to read it out loud and translate:icon_lol:

soapcreek
June 9, 2006, 10:35 AM
Originally Posted by digitalchef
not everyone on this site is jamaican and able to read and understand patois.

LOL-Techja has actually helped me learn patois!!!

Nestersan
June 9, 2006, 11:06 AM
LOL-Techja has actually helped me learn patois!!!

Glengoff, Jamiaca = Nuh Country dat ?

digitalchef
June 9, 2006, 12:59 PM
I am Jamaican and I have to read it out loud and translate:icon_lol:lol. have to do that myself at times.


Originally Posted by digitalchef
not everyone on this site is jamaican and able to read and understand patois.

LOL-Techja has actually helped me learn patois!!!ynot use the quote button soapcreek?? :eusa_shhh

samurailos
June 9, 2006, 03:34 PM
Ah boy, i'm one of those who doesn't really watch their grammer on a forum, other times i see the mistake and can't be arsed to edit.

But i know someone who posted in this thread who likes to say "teh suk," i doubt every one would know that hes actually writing in another sorta unofficial language.
I thought it was a spelling error initially.

Nestersan
June 9, 2006, 03:55 PM
lol, who could that b ?

teh suck ??

ROTFL, wassat ?

Bl@ze
June 9, 2006, 04:05 PM
speak like YODA i shall

BlackCryptoKnight
March 26, 2008, 08:33 PM
Do people pay attention to grammar online anymore? :eusa_thin

Bl@ze
March 26, 2008, 09:29 PM
Do people pay attention to grammar online anymore? :eusa_thin

in a thread here, some1 tried to get me to own up someone else's baby, all because of where the COMMA was placed in the sentence.
http://www.techjamaica.com/forums/showthread.php?t=32755&page=45


2) @ technoboy not mine ( well maybe throw a ski-mask on, lemme see) as bernie said
Quote:
my friend's baby Blaze,
should have been

Quote:
been my friend's baby, Blaze
english language........ nuff potential problems.
In sentences as in real life , careful where u put the little stick
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ramesh
March 26, 2008, 09:43 PM
Do people pay attention to grammar online anymore? :eusa_thinOf course i do all the time like always and i can tell you that i never leave out commas quotation marks and apostrophes or periods though i was always late for 1rd period but never mind that

soapcreek
March 26, 2008, 09:53 PM
Glengoff, Jamiaca = Nuh Country dat ?

Ya Mon!!:icon_lol: :eusa_doh:

Nestersan
March 26, 2008, 09:56 PM
Proud eh !!

lolers...

BlackCryptoKnight
March 26, 2008, 10:05 PM
Of course i do all the time like always and i can tell you that i never leave out commas quotation marks and apostrophes or periods though i was always late for 1rd period but never mind that

Weh yuh seh ramesh? Fird! :eusa_clap

hv_thugg
March 28, 2008, 01:33 AM
umm yow this is cyber space man who gives a rat *** bout grama pssh spell all the word backwords if me feel like.

VRTECJA
March 28, 2008, 05:12 PM
I have my own business I make all the mistakes pointed out above i usually make my work speak for me, to hell if firefox did not have a spell checker most of this message would spell incorrect, but i have found out that the people who don't make those mistakes and people with honors degrees are usually the worst IT people.

docdibble
May 6, 2008, 02:16 PM
no one is perfect but would be good if we all strived for perfection what the hell mi a say, this aint no English class man. mistake a go make so just live with it as long as no conflicts arise that cause damage.

Juelz
July 29, 2008, 09:51 AM
Ah, grammar Nazism at it's finest. Heil!

danthony
July 29, 2008, 02:13 PM
one thing, i normally associate grammar with the way sentences are structured, not necessarily Spelling. words can be spelled incorrectly and the meanin of the sentence remains intact. n it can be the other way around, with words spelled correctly but sentence construction is poor, hence persons cant understand wht is being said...

words like dont, wasnt, isnt, don`t really need the apostrophe as far as i`m concerned.... ownership words should be clear also.
fullstops should be utilized though, n comma`s as it makes understanding what the person is trying to say less complicated..

malco1987
July 29, 2008, 04:36 PM
Danthony that was perfectly said i agree 200% as long as you think the message is getting thorugh to the reader the it should not be a problem

fire21
July 29, 2008, 05:38 PM
Well I'm always aware and conscious of writing errors when I write, so I make sure I read over before I click reply. But there are times in the heat of the moment when a few errors will be missed.

Gnostic
August 22, 2008, 12:41 PM
tanks for you're post, Nestersan. Dat wuz very informativeness.?

ragueu
August 28, 2008, 03:02 AM
Thank you for finally letting me see why i got a grade 2 in C.X.C English

Bluntex_2
August 28, 2008, 07:22 PM
a tings like dem ya mek the worl so complicated, this reminds of granma who woud drive etticacy n fluency in ma head but alas! we're in the cyber age.

snoop99
October 14, 2008, 12:22 PM
a tings like dem ya mek the worl so complicated, this reminds of granma who woud drive etticacy n fluency in ma head but alas! we're in the cyber age.

etticacy n fluency....what was she trying to teach you, hooked on meth?